Difference between stress, tension & panic at 10:11 AM

what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant.

Can kids of our age have kids? at 10:09 AM

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

A beautiful girl goes to Professor at 10:08 AM

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

In d Bathroom at 10:07 AM

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

It’s the things that satisfies your mind at 10:05 AM

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Girl fully exhausted at 9:59 AM

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

Virgin at 9:57 AM

Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.

Engage Phone at 9:54 AM

hey!
what happen 2 your Phone?
I tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER'

S.E.X. at 9:52 AM

SEX is My Favourite.
I Do it regularly.
Do it & Feel Good!
U'll enjoy it!
I'll Die without SEX,
S-Sleep,
E-Eat,
X-xercise,
So do it everiday,
good for u.