EDO Lamborghini LP Super Car

EDO Lamborghini LP Super Car

EDO Lamborghini LP Super Car

EDO Lamborghini LP Super Car

EDO Lamborghini LP Super Car

EDO Lamborghini LP Super Car

EDO Lamborghini LP Super Car

EDO Lamborghini LP Super Car

Edo competition Lamborghini Murcielago LP 710 Audigier SpecificationsChassis

Wheels 19-inch light alloy black powder-coated
Tires Front 225/35 ZR 19 Continental V-max
Tires Rear 325/30 ZR 19 Continental V-max

Drivetrain

Layout Mid-Engine, RWD
Transmission 6 Speed Manual with edo competition single-plate clutch

Engine

Type: edo competition-tuned Lamborghini V12
Engine & Transmission
Displacement cu in (cc): 6.5 liters
Power bhp (kW) at RPM: 710 bhp
Torque lb-ft (Nm) at RPM: 700 Nm (516 ft-lb.)

Exterior

Body Type 2 Door, 2 Seat Supercar

Performance

Top Speed Greater than 224 mph
Base Price: edo competition Lamborghini Murcielago LP 710 Audigier: Reported $690,000

Mercedes Benz F-CELL Roadster


Mercedes Benz F-CELL Roadster
 

Mercedes-Benz has unveiled the F-CELL Roadster project. The F-CELL Roadster is controlled with drive-by-wire technology, and a joystick takes the place of a conventional steering wheel. The vehicle is powered by a 1.2 kW emission-free fuel cell system located at the rear. It could reach a top speed of 25 km/h and achieve an operating range of up to 350 km(217 mile)."The F-CELLRoadster uniquely combines state-of-the-art technologies with the history of vehicle construction. As an allusion to the Benz Patent Motor Car from 1886, the vehicle is fitted with large spoked wheels.Moreover, the F-CELL Roadster incorporates stylistic elements from diverse eras of automotive history, such as the carbon-fiber bucket seats with hand-stitched leather covers and the distinctively styled fiberglass front section, based on the component from the Formula One racing bolides."

Mercedes Benz F-CELL Roadster

Mercedes Benz F-CELL Roadster

Mercedes Benz F-CELL Roadster

Mercedes Benz F-CELL Roadster

Mercedes Benz F-CELL Roadster

Mercedes Benz F-CELL Roadster

Mercedes Benz F-CELL Roadster

Mercedes Benz F-CELL Roadster

Tera Hone Laga Hu


Shining In The Shade In Sun Like A Pearl Up On The Ocean


                                                                 Come And Feel Me
Hoo Feel Me

Shining In The Shade In Sun Like A Pearl Up On The Ocean
Come And Heal Me
Ho Heal Me

Thinking Abt The Love We Make And All Life Sharing
Come And Feel Me
HO Feal Me



Shining In The Shade In Sun Like A Pearl Up On The Ocean
Come And Feel Me
Comon Heel Me


Tu Aaja Tu Bhi Mera Mera
Tera Jo Ikrarr Hua
To Kyun Na Mein Bhi
Keh Dun Keh Dun
Hua Mujhe Bhi Pyaar Hua

Tera Hone Laga Hoon
Khone Laga Hoon
Jab Se Mila Hoon

Tera Hone Laga Hoon
Khone Laga Hoon
Jab Se Mila Hoon

Shining In The Shade In Sun Like A Pearl Up On The Ocean
Come And Feel Me
O Heal Me

Umm Waise To Maan Mera
Phele Bhi Raaton Mein
Aksar Hi Chahat Ke Haan
Sapne Sanjota Tha
Phele Bhi Dhadkan Yeh
Dhun Koi Gaati Thi
Par Abb Jo Hota Hai Woh
Phele Na Hota Tha
Hua Hai Tujhe Jo Bhi Jo Bhi
Mujhe Bhi Is Paar Hua

To Na Main Bhi Keh Doon Keh Doon
Hua Mujhe Bhi Pyaar Hua

Tera Hone Laga Hoon
Khone Laga Hoon
Jab Se Mila Hoon
Tera Hone Laga Hoon
Khone Laga Hoon
Jab Se Mila Hoon

Annkhon Se Chuu Loon Ki
Bahein Tarasti Hain
Dil Ne Pukara Hai Haan
Abb Tu Chale Aao

Aao To Shabnam Ki Boodein Barasti Hain
Mausam Ishara Hai Haan
Aab To Chale Aoo

Bahon Mein Dale Bahein Bahein
Bahon Ka Jaise Haar Hua
Haan Mana Mene Maana Mana
Hua Mujhe Bhi Pyaar Hua

Tera Hone Laga Hoon
Khone Laga Hoon
Jab Se Mila Hoon

Tera Hone Laga Hoon
Khone Laga Hoon
Jab Se Mila Hoon

Shining In The Shade In Sun Like A Pearl Up On The Ocean
Come And Feel Me
Haan Feel Me

Shining In The Shade In Sun Like A Pearl Up On The Ocean
Come And Heal Me
Haan Heal Me

Thinking Abt The Love We Make And All Life Sharing
Come And Feel Me
HO Feal Me

Shining In The Shade In Sun Like A Pearl Up On The Ocean
Come And Feel Me
Comon Heel Me




Bhoot

When Someone touches you & you dont feel it, it's ignorance.
when someone touches you & you feel it , it's love.
but noone touches you and you feel it



just run



It's BHOOT...

Best Friend

A good friend is one who tells you to study well.
but the best one who is stand outside your exam hall and say "abe kitna likhega 3 baje ka show hai."

Importance of Friends

you can't tap your back for a job well done.
you can't hug yourself for comfort.
you can't cry on your shoulders when tears falls.
thats why you have Friends in life.
let them do whatever you can't.

Love born

Where was love born..?


Guess...!



Simple in China ....!
cause it has no gurantee no warranty.
so enjoy till it works.

One Mistake

We love ourself even after doing many mistakes......
then how can we hate others for their one mistake.
seems strange but true think before you hate someone.

3 stupid stages

3 stupid stages of life
TEENS - have a time and energy but no money.
WORKERS - have money and energy but no time.
OLDIES - have time and money but no energy.
So enjoy every moment of life.

Truth of MONEY

Truth of MONEY

One day I met money and said "you are just piece of paper."
Money smile and said "of course I am just a paper but I haven't seen a dustbin in my life yet."

AIM in your life

Aim in your life should be 654321

shocked na. . . . . . .


let me explain
6-digit salary
5-days work
4-wheeler vehicle
3-room flat
2-cute children
1-sweetheart

MAG Wheels and Spinners

So you can’t afford that expensive sports car. If you can’t buy the cars, you can at least make your car look like them. This is where Mag or alloy wheels come into the picture. They are much stronger than standard wheels and there is literally a plethora of options when it comes to the kind of wheel that you want. Almost every type of design that you want is available. They are extremely sturdy. Alloy wheels also come in the forms of spinners, these are wheels which have an independently moving rim attached to them, which rotate at their own speed whenever the car is on. They have no functional use, but they give that fresh and high-end look to any car.the most reliable Mag Wheels and Spinners come from Neo wheels and auro wheels.


Price Range: Rs. 10,000 to 50,000

Gets


Mercedes sl-600


Mustang GT


Honda Jazz


Swift


Hummer


Skoda Octavia


Hydraulic Suspension

Most of us have only seen them in hip-hop videos, but Hydraulic suspensions are slowly making their way to India. Although , one has to be willing to shell out big bucks for these, as there are no local retailers for them and they have to be imported. and strangely enough, this is what also lets you order everything available in the international market. From suspensions that go up a few inches to those that can go up to a foot or two.

So, if you’re looking for a neat accessory that stands out then this might just be it for you. If you’re willing to spend that is

Price range: 2,00,000 to 3,00,000.

NOS

The fast and the furious might have been fiction but the NOS or Nitrous Oxide System that they used to push their car to the limit are the latest car toys. Hugely popular in the underground racing circuits , NOS cylinders are slowly making their way to the mainstream. And the best part is that they can be fitted for the racing or just plain high performance. There are pre-designed kits available in the market but more people are going in for custom-designed kits which give them a better handle on power.
Price range: Rs 40,000 to 60,000

Neon Lights

Every time there is talk of NEON lights, most people curl up their nose in disgust and talk about how tacky, pretentious and useless they are. Some even call them the side effects of watching too many car racing movies. But , lets face it, when installed properly on the right car, there is nothing cooler than a neon glow. Different types of neon lights available in the market are:-String Neon, Tube Neon’s and Underbody neon kits. String neon are used to give the outline or border of the car stereos, gearboxes etc, a neon glow, while tubes are used to give smaller areas a diffused glow and underbody kits, the most commonly used, give the bottom of the car a neon glow.
The well known brand is Optx.
Price range: Rs 200 to 20,000.
Switch-Back Burnout


High Chair


12 O'Clock


2-up Helmet Scrape


One Hand Stoppie


Elevator


High Chair Burnout



Highchair Stoppie


Highchair Wheelie


some helpful tips for stoppie

•Balance is the key to holding up the stoppie without leaning forward too much

•Do not to push the front brake really hard

•Don't lean forward too much only a little

•Attempt on a bicycle before on a motorcycle

•Make sure that the wheels of your bike are good gripped and the road is not wet or slippery.

•Don't let the bike sway side to side

•Stiffen your arms.

How to perform Stoppie


1.Ride in 20-30 mph.

2.Slightly lean forward and pull the front brake lever in until your back wheel starts rising of the ground.

3.Keep holding the front brake lever until you wanna go back down to ground level.

Some Tips for Burnout

Do not let out your front brake until you have the clutch pulled in again.

Lean forward just a tad, but not too much.

If you do a burnout on a paint stripe, it does less damage to your tire and makes more smoke.

If you're just starting to learn how to do a burnout, you can try to do a burn out after you wash your bike if your tires are wet, when they are wet they will easily spin out and break traction this will be a great way to learn and gain confidence.

How to perform Burnout


1Turn on the motorcycle and keep it in second gear.

2Pull in the front brake and the clutch all the way.

3Use your right thumb and turn the throttle while remaining four fingers holding on the front brake and other hand hold clutch, get up to about 7000-8000 RPMs.

4Make sure to stand solidly on your feet (if you are still learning do the standing one first) all of your feet touching the ground, to from an A shape with your legs so that your thighs or knees hold the bike from going too much to the right or too much to the left.

5Slowly start to release the clutch while keeping the front brake pulled tightly. You will feel your back tire start to spin, but you won't go anywhere as long as you keep on the front brake.

6Keep accelerating, you will be making a lot of smoke and turning a lot of heads. When you are done, pull in the clutch all the way or release the throttle your thumb

Some Tips for Wheelie

•Body position is very important. Beginners may be uncomfortable and hug the tank with their knees to help hold on, but ideally sliding back against the rear seat is the best place.

•On powerful street bikes, as soon as you shift to second the front end will pull up a little so keep the rear brake covered.

•If you have never done a clutchless shift, practice on two wheels first. Get your rpm's up fairly high, back off the throttle just a bit and shift firmly so you don't hit neutral.

•Stand up wheelies, either both feet on the back pegs or just the left foot on the back peg can make it much easier to balance a wheelie.

How to Do a Basic Wheelie on a Motorcycle


1.First step is a basic "roll on power wheelie". Basically you need a bike with enough power to raise the front wheel off the ground with simple acceleration. You need to get comfortable with the front end getting "light". Most stock bikes won't be able to do this without some modification. You can also try getting the bike up to a good speed in first gear(around 25-35 mph), once you reach the powerband (where the engine starts to go faster with little throttle) let off just a little, then give it a lot of gas. Not so much gas that you flip over, but a good amount. You'll notice the front end pick up, and if you let off the gas, it goes back down. More gas after the powerband will get it up higher. If you don't have a stabilizer, this would be the ideal time to get one. Trying to lift the bike off the ground and then comming back down suddenly will cause the front tire to shake. If you don't land almost perfectly straight, you will do a highside (flip off the bike over the front). You will be hurting and so will your bike. Once you get comfortable with the front end getting light, try to carry the wheelie further each time. After you are comfortable with this move on to the next step, which is slipping the clutch.

2.Roll at about 10-20 mph in first gear.

3.Pull in the clutch and rev the motor a little, then slip the clutch. Do this a few times with a little more gas each time until you start to feel comfortable with how high the front end is coming up. The front end will come up quicker than a power wheelie, so be prepared.

4.Once you are comfortable getting the front up a little, it's time to worry about throttle and brake control. Use the throttle to maintain the height of the wheelie and the back brake to keep from looping the bike. Chopping the throttle while in first will almost always bring you back over, but you will most likely slam the front pretty hard.

5.If you get good enough at the brake control, you can ride a wheelie in first until the motor blows, in theory. But at first you will probably just run through your rpm range and drop the front down. This is when you need to shift to second. It's a clutchless shift, at the peak of the wheelie when you have about 3k rpms left before redline. Let the front come down just a bit and simultaneously shift to second.

6.Once you get in the second gear, pull the accelerator so as not to let the bike go down due to inertia, and find a balance point upon which your bike is steady in the air on the front wheel. Balance point can be found by leaning on the rear side of the bike, so that centre of gravity of the whole system (you and bike) is in the centre, and you can roll on long. But take care as not to shift the body position on the back side, as you will be likely to fall in that case, and keep your rear brake ready for any such situation.

Convert Fahrenheit to Celcious

Write a program to ask temperature in Fahrenheit and disply it in Celcious.
--->

#include<stdio.h>
#include<conio.h>
void main()
{
float c,f,a;
clrscr();
printf("Enter Temperature in Fahrenheit:");
scanf("%f",&f);
a=f-32;
c=a/1.8;
printf("Temperature in Celcius is %5.2f",c);
getch();
}

Addition,Subtraction,Division,Multiplication

Write a program to accept 2 nos.& display their Addition, Subtraction, Division, Multiplication.
--->


#include<stdio.h>
#include<conio.h>

void main()
{
int c;
float a,b;
float r;
clrscr();
printf("1. Add\n");
printf("2. Subtract\n");
printf("3. Division\n");
printf("4. Multiply\n");
printf("Enter your choice...");
scanf("%d",&c);
printf("Enter 2 Nos.");
scanf("%f%f",&a,&b);
switch(c)
{
case 1:
{
r=a+b;
break;
}
case 2:
{
r=a-b;
break;
}
case 3:
{
r=a/b;
break;
}
case 4:
{
r=a*b;
break;
}
default:
{
printf("Invalid Entry.");
}
}
printf("Result is %5.2f",r);
getch();
}

Even or Odd

Write a program to accept a numbers & display the number is even or odd.
--->

#include<stdio.h>
#include<conio.h>
void main()
{
int a;
printf("Enter the no.");
scanf("%d",&a);
if(a%2==0)
printf("%d is Even.");
else
printf("%d is Odd.");
getch();
}

Difference between stress, tension & panic

what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant.

Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

In d Bathroom

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

It’s the things that satisfies your mind

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Girl fully exhausted

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

Virgin

Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.

Engage Phone

hey!
what happen 2 your Phone?
I tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER'

S.E.X.

SEX is My Favourite.
I Do it regularly.
Do it & Feel Good!
U'll enjoy it!
I'll Die without SEX,
S-Sleep,
E-Eat,
X-xercise,
So do it everiday,
good for u.

Friendship

Love me but, leave me not,

Kiss me but, miss me not,

Hit me but, hate me not,

Remember me but, 4get me not.

Using CMD prompt

Using CMD prompt
If your folder is in the ‘C’ drive and you really want to hide that folder then
1. go to run type ‘cmd’ press ok
2. the command prompt will open.
3. you will see C:\Document & setting\ >
4. type ‘cd..’ and press enter till ‘C:\>’ is appear
5. type attrib +s +h folder_name
6. press enter.
7. your folder is hide…. You cant get the folder using search
8. if you want the folder back
9. then again go to cmd prompt
10. C:\>
11. type attrib –s –h folder_name
12. go to C: drive you will get your folder back….

Lock d folder manually

If you are Bored of those folder hiding software then you must try this out.
this is your own folder hiding/Locking system Created by you.

Heres What you need :
Some common Sense and a very little knowledge of DOS Commands.

How to do it :
You have to create Two files and the folder to lock.

lets say Folders name is "asd"

File1. Lock.bat ---This file will lock the folder.
GoTo Notepad, Enter the following command



ren asd asd.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}


Save the file with "lock.bat"

File2. Unlock.bat ---This file will Unlock the Folder.
GoTo Notepad, Enter the following command


ren asd.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D} asd


Save the file with "unlock.bat"

Done you have created your personal Hiding/Locking Software.
Using it :
Say you have your "ASD" Folder in d: drive, Copy these two files in the same parent path of directory. Now to Lock Simply Double click "Lock.bat" Folder is locked Now.
Try opening it now.
"uuuhhh!!! i am redirected to Control panel !!" thats what you are going to say.
now double Click "Unlock.Bat" to make your folder normal.

Getting Deeper In it :
AS you can see this is the only game of One-Line Command, "ren" is used to rename the folder. Ren require two names, first old name and second Old name.
Now you might be wondering changing folder name is simpler but whats the numbers in braces???
number in braces is Nothing but the CLSID (Class ID) of Control panel in Windows("Don't take your hand towards brain") they are in your computer. heres the list of other CLSID in your computer.


My Computer {20D04FE0-3AEA-1069-A2D8-08002B30309D}
Control Panel {21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}
Fonts {D20EA4E1-3957-11d2-A40B-0C5020524152}
Scanners and Cameras {E211B736-43FD-11D1-9EFB-0000F8757FCD}
Network Neighbourhood {7007ACC7-3202-11D1-AAD2-00805FC1270E}
Administration Tools {D20EA4E1-3957-11d2-A40B-0C5020524153}
Tasks Scheduler {D6277990-4C6A-11CF-8D87-00AA0060F5BF}
Web Folders {BDEADF00-C265-11D0-BCED-00A0C90AB50F}
My Documents {450D8FBA-AD25-11D0-98A8-0800361B1103}
Recycle Bin {645FF040-5081-101B-9F08-00AA002F954E}
Network Favorites {208D2C60-3AEA-1069-A2D7-08002B30309D}
Default Navigator {871C5380-42A0-1069-A2EA-08002B30309D}
Computer search results folder
{1F4DE370-D627-11D1-BA4F-00A0C91EEDBA}
Network Search Results computer
{E17D4FC0-5564-11D1-83F2-00A0C90DC849}
Printers and telecopiers
{2227A280-3AEA-1069-A2DE-08002B30309D}


Hope you would like your own Personal Folder Hider/Locker

Folder lock without using any software

Generally when we wish to lock a folder , we use softwares such as Folder Lock . However you can achieve almost the same thing without the use of any software . The trick which i am going to tell you will make your folder change into control panel , so if anyone tries to open it , the control panel will open and your data will remain hidden . Here’s what you need to do .

You have a directory F:games which you want to lock

Open the notepad and type the following ren games games.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}

Save the following with the “.bat” extension , this file should be kept in the same drive in which the folder exists and will be used for locking the folder so give a suitable name such as lock.bat

Now open a new file in notepad and type the following ren games.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D} games

This file will be used to unlock the folder , name it as “unlock.bat” . You can use any other name but use the .bat extension.

Both the files should be in the directory in which the folder exists . Double click the “lock.bat” to lock the folder . the folder will change its icon to that of control panel and anyone who opens the folder will see the control panel contents.

Double Click ”unlock.bat” and you will get your original folder .

For further security you can save both the files anywhere else and copy them only when you need to lock or unlock

How to lock ur folder

Hello guyz...

This is a pretty gud trick when you want to prevent someone viewing your personal files. (particularly useful when u have an external HDD...)

Aim is to create an invisible folder..

Create a new folder by right clicking on the window area of explorer and select new folder.

Now, Name the folder as

Hold ALT and press 0 1 6 0 on numpad consecutively and then release ALT.

This will create a blank ASCII character. Now, we also make the folder icon invisible. for doing this...

Right Click on the folder and select properties

browse to Customize tab.



Click on Change Icon. Select the blank icon available


You are done.. Neither the folder icon nor the folder name is visible...

Lady

AT 18 a lady is like a football,
22 men behind her,

at 28 a basketball,
10 men behind her,

at 38 a golf ball,
1 man behind her,

at 48 a TT ball,
1 man pushing her to the other

The Truth

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable

Nor

Boys are comfortable. !!

Kiss

The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS womens lips..
.
.
.
.
Thats the best probably the only way to shut a womans mouth for at least some seconds:)

dont touch

A girl boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r married

Lonely

AKON LYRICS




"Lonely"

Lonely I'm Mr Lonely,
I have nobody,
For my own
I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
For my own
I'm so lonely,

Yo this one here goes out to all my players out there ya know got that one good girl who's always been there like ya
Know took all the bullshit then one day she can't take it no more and decides to leave

I woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side, coulda sworn I was dreaming, for her I was
Feenin, so I had to take a little ride, back tracking over these few years, tryna figure out what I do to make it go bad, cause
Ever since my girl left me, my whole life came crashing

I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (to call my own) girl

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (to call my own) girl

Can't believe I had a girl like you and I just let you walk right outta my life, after all I put you through you still stuck
Around and stayed by my side, what really hurt me is I broke your heart, baby you were a good girl and I had no right, I
Really wanna make things right, cause without you in my life girl

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (to call my own) girl

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (to call my own) girl

Been all about the world ain't never met a girl that can take the things that you been through
Never thought the day would come where you would get up and run and I would be out chasing you
Cause ain't nowhere in the globe I'd rather be, ain't no-one in the globe I'd rather see then the girl of my dreams that made me
Be so happy but now so lonely

So lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (to call my own)

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (to call my own) girl

Never thought that I'd be alone, I didn't think you'd be gone this long, I just want you to call my phone, so stop playing girl and
Come on home (come on home), baby girl I didn't mean to shout, I want me and you to work it out, I never wished I'd ever
Hurt my baby, and it's driving me crazy cuz...

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (to call my own)

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (to call my own) girl

Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, (so lonely),
Mr. Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely, (so lonely), Mr. Lonely

Bartender

"Bartender"
(feat. Akon)

[Intro - T-Pain]
Yeah...
Uh-Huh...
Yeah...
Yeah...

[Verse 1 - T-Pain]
Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the club (so I went to the club)
Put on a fresh white suit and a MiniCoop sitting on dubs (sitting on dubs)
I'm just looking for somebody to talk to and show me some love (show me some love)
If you know what I mean... Uh-Huh...
Everybody's jockin' me as soon as I stepped in the spot (I stepped in the spot)
200 bitches and man ain't none of them hot (ain't none of them hot)
'Cept for this pretty young thing that was workin' all the way at the top (all the way at the top)
Shawty what is your name?

[Hook (T-Pain):]
Oh she made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, got drunk
And then I think she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then I think that, we hit it off something proper like...

[Chorus (T-Pain):]
I like the bartender
(Oh if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Uh-huh, OK)
I like the bartender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Oh uh-huh, OK)

[Verse 2 - T-Pain]
Got a brand new girl so I'm feeling all good inside (all good inside)
Feel like I put some brand new 24's on a brand new ride (on a brand new ride)
Triple shot of patron on the rocks with little bit a lime (with a little bit a lime)
I'm just keeping it real (Uh-huh)
Baby still working at the club so I'm getting in free (so I'm getting in free)
Wednesday night I'm on the list T-Pain plus 3 (T-Pain plus 3)
Every time I hit the spot baby girl taking care of me (taking care of me)
How do you think I feel?

[Hook (T-Pain)]

[Chorus (T-Pain)]

[Verse 3 - Akon]
Shorty I'm sure you heard that I rarely ever come out (never come out)
Unless I'm in the M6 doing tricks freeway burnt out (freeway burnt out)
Got a passenger side that's empty wanting it to be your spot (be your spot)
But you on my billboard we can act like the charts gonna end up on top (end up on top)
Don't smoke don't drink that's why I don't be by the bar baby (baby)
Just lookin' at you from a distance looking like a god damn star baby (baby)
So my girl don't see me T-Pain can I get those keys to the car? (those keys to the car?)
'Bout to go and Bang Bang Boogie with my cutie and I'll see you tomar' (see you tomar')

[Hook (T-Pain, Akon):]
Oh she made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, got drunk
And now I know she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back (Uh-huh)
And then I think that, (Uh-huh) we 'gonna have fun at my spot tonight... (Oh yes)

[Chorus (T-Pain)]

Lollipop

"Lollipop"
(feat. Static Major)

Ow... Uh huh Young Mula Baby
I say he so sweet make her wanna lick the wrapper
So I let her lick the wrapper

She lick me like a lollipop [x4]

[Chorus 1 (x2):]
Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
You know I like to touch your lovely lady lumps

[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]
OK, little mama had a swag like mine
She even wear her hair down her back like mine
I make her feel right when it's wrong like lying
Man, she ain't never had a love like mine
And man I ain't never seen an ass like hers
And that pussy in my mouth had me loss for words
Told her back it up like erp erp
And I made that ass jump like jerk, jerk
And that's when she lick me like a lollipop (oh yeah I like that)
she lick me like a lollipop (I like that)
she lick me like a lollipop (I like that)
she lick me like a lollipop

[Chorus 1]

[Chorus 2:]
Shawty wanna thug (oh yeah I like that)
Bottles in the club (oh yeah I like that)
Shawty wanna hump
You know I like to touch your lovely lady lumps

[Static Major:]
OK after you back it up and stop
Drop it shawty drop it like it's hot
Oh, drop it like it's hot
Do it shawty don't stop

[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
Shawty said the nigga that she with ain't shit
Shawty said the nigga that she with ain't this
Shawty said the nigga that she with can't hit
But shawty I'm a hit it hit it like I can't miss
And he can't do this
And he doesn't do that

Shawty need a a refund, need a bring that nigga back
Just like a refund I make her bring that ass back
And she bring that ass back
Because I like that

[Chorus 2]

she lick me like a lollipop [x3]
So I let her lick the wrapper
Like a lollipop

[x4]
Call me so I can make it juicy for you
Call me so I can get it juicy for you

[Chorus 1]

I get her on top she drop it like it hot
And when I'm at the bottom she Hillary Rodham
The middle of the bed
Giving getting head, giving getting head, giving getting head

I said mhm... I like that
Said u. I like that
I said mhm... I like that
Mhmm

Call me so I can come and do it for your
Call me so I can come and prove it for your
Call me so I can make it juicy for you
Call me so I can get it juicy for you

Shawty wanna lick me like a lollipop
she lick me like a lollipop
She said he's so sweet
Makes her Wanna lick the wrapper
So I let her lick the wrapper...

Where is My Present?

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her
husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.



The wife answers: 'Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?'



The husband laughs and says: 'An Italian girl!!!'



The woman kept quiet and left.



Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks:



'So, honey, how was the trip?'



'Very good , thank you.'



'And, what happened to my present?'



'Which present?' She asked.



'The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!'



'Oh, that' she said 'Well, I did what I could; now we'll have to wait for a few months to see if it is a girl!!!'

Child's Prayer

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."

The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."

Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found the milkman dead on our porch this morning!"

Chance swept away

A man with no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach.

He is approached by three beautiful young women who take pity on him. The first says to him, ‘Have you ever been hugged?’ The man shakes his head, and she leans down and gives him a big hug.

The second says to him, ‘Have you ever been kissed?’ He shakes his head. She kisses him.

Rather abruptly, the third girl asks, ‘Have you ever been fucked?’ ‘No,’ says the man, his eyes lighting up.

‘Well, you are now. The tide’s coming in.’

Cars in Heaven

One day God came down and said to three guys that the less you cheat on your wives the better the cars you'll get in heaven. So the first guy went to heaven after cheating on his wife 67 times and he got a Mercedes. The second guy went to heaven and had cheated on his wife 2 times and he got a Ferrari, then the third guy went to heaven and said that he had never cheated on his wife and he got a Bentley. Then one day the third guy was all sad and depressed and the first and second guys asked him what was wrong and the third guy said, "I saw my wife the other day" and the first guy said "yeah, so" and the third guy said " she was riding a skateboard"

Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam.....




Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam.....

A.P.J Abdul Kalam








________________________________________
11th President of India

In office
July 25, 2002 – July 25, 2007
Vice President Bhairon Singh Shekhawat

Preceded by K. R. Narayanan

Succeeded by Pratibha Patil

________________________________________
Born October 15, 1931 (age 77)[1]
Rameshwaram,Tamil Nadu, India

Political party Not affiliated
Spouse Single; Bachelor

Religion Islam





Bharat Ratna Dr. Avul Pakir Jainulabdeen Abdul Kalam born October 15, 1931, Tamil Nadu, India, usually referred to as Dr. A. P. J. Abdul Kalam^, was the eleventh President of India, serving from 2002 to 2007.[2] Due to his unconventional working style, he is also popularly known as the People's President[3][4]. Before his term as India's president, he distinguished himself as engineering visionary and was awarded India's highest civilian honour Bharat Ratna in 1997 for his work with DRDO and his role as scientific advisor to the Indian government. He is popularly known as the Missile Man of India for his work on development of ballistic missile and space rocket technology[5]. In India he is considered a progressive mentor, innovator and visionary. Kalam played a pivotal organizational, technical and political role in India's Pokhran-II nuclear test in 1998, the first since the original nuclear test by India in 1974[6]. He is a professor at Anna University (Chennai) and adjunct/visiting faculty at many other academic and research institutions across India.

Political views

Kalam's probable views on certain issues have been espoused by him in his book India 2020 where he strongly advocates an action plan to develop India into a knowledge superpower and into a developed nation by the year 2020. Kalam is credited with the view that India ought to take a more assertive stance in international relations; he regards his work on India's nuclear weapons program as a way to assert India's place as a future superpower.
Kalam continues to take an active interest in other developments in the field of science and technology as well. He has proposed a research programme for developing bio-implants. He is a supporter of Open source software over proprietary solutions and believes that the use of open source software on a large scale will bring more people the benefits of information technology.
Kalam's belief in the power of science to resolve society's problems and his views of these problems as a result of inefficient distribution of resources is modernistic. He also sees science and technology as ideology-free areas and emphasizes the cultivation of scientific temper and entrepreneurial drive. In this, he finds a lot of support among India's new business leaders like the founders of Infosys and Wipro, (leading Indian IT corporations) who began their careers as technology professionals much in the same way Kalam did.
His views on issues of peace and weapons are controversial. He is quoted as follows:
In the 3,000-year history of India, barring 600 years, the country has been ruled by others. If you need development, the country should witness peace and peace is ensured by strength. Missiles were developed to strengthen the country.


Personal life

Father a devout Muslim, owned boats which he rented out to local fishermen and was a good friend of Hindu religious leaders and the school teachers at Rameshwaram. APJ Abdul Kalam mentions in his biography that to support his studies, he started his career as a newspaper vendor. This was also told in the book, A Boy and His Dream: Three Stories from the Childhood of Abdul Kalam by Vinita Krishna. The house Kalam was born in can still be found on the Mosque street in Rameshwaram, and his brother's curio shop abuts it. This has become a point-of-call for tourists who seek out the place. Kalam grew up in an intimate relationship with nature, and he says in Wings of Fire that he never could imagine that water could be so powerful a destroying force as that he witnessed when he was thirty three. That was in 1964 when a cyclonic storm swept away the Pamban bridge and a trainload of passengers with it and also Kalam's native village, Dhanushkodi.
Kalam observes strict personal discipline, vegetarianism, teetotalism and celibacy. Kalam is a scholar of Thirukkural; in most of his speeches, he quotes at least one kural. Kalam has written several inspirational books, most notably his autobiography Wings of Fire, aimed at motivating Indian youth. Another of his books, Guiding Souls: Dialogues on the Purpose of Life reveals his spiritual side. He has written poems in Tamil as well. It has been reported that there is considerable demand in South Korea for translated versions of books authored by him. [7].
Dr. Kalam received an honorary doctorate from Carnegie Mellon University.

Kalam as an engineer
Abdul Kalam graduated from Madras Institute of Technology majoring in Aeronautical Engineering. As the Project Director, he made significant contributions to the development of India's first indigenous Satellite Launch Vehicle (SLV-III). As Chief Executive of Integrated Guided Missile Development Programme (IGMDP), he also played major part in developing many missiles of India including Agni and Prithvi. He was the Chief Scientific Adviser to Defence Minister and Secretary, Department of Defence Research & Development from July 1992 to December 1999. Pokhran-II nuclear tests were conducted during this period, led by him. Dr.Abdul Kalam is not only an influensive Indian Nuclear Scientist, but he is considered one of the main architect of Indian Space Program.

Bill Gates..


Bill Gates.


Born October 28, 1955 (age 53)
Seattle, Washington

Residence Seattle, Washington, United States

Alma mater Harvard University (dropped out in 1975, honorary degree in 2007)[1]

Occupation Chairman of Microsoft
Co-Chair of Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation

Net worth ▲US$58 billion (2008)[2]

Spouse(s) Melinda Gates (1994–present)

Children Jennifer Katharine Gates (1996)
Rory John Gates (1999)
Phoebe Adele Gates (2002)



William Henry "Bill" Gates III (born October 28, 1955)[3] is an American business magnate, philanthropist, author, the world's third richest person (as of February 8, 2008),[2] and chairman[4] of Microsoft, the software company he founded with Paul Allen. Gates was the richest person in the world for 15 consecutive years.[5] During his career at Microsoft, Gates held the positions of CEO and chief software architect, and remains the largest individual shareholder with more than 8 percent of the common stock.[6] He has also authored or co-authored several books.

Gates is one of the best-known entrepreneurs of the personal computer revolution. Although he is admired by many, a large number of industry insiders criticize his business tactics, which they consider anti-competitive, an opinion which has in some cases been upheld by the courts.[7][8] In the later stages of his career, Gates has pursued a number of philanthropic endeavors, donating large amounts of money to various charitable organizations and scientific research programs through the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, established in 2000.
Bill Gates stepped down as chief executive officer of Microsoft in January, 2000. He remained as chairman and created the position of chief software architect. In June, 2006, Gates announced that he would be transitioning from full-time work at Microsoft to part-time work and full-time work at the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. He gradually transferred his duties to Ray Ozzie, chief software architect and Craig Mundie, chief research and strategy officer. Gates' last full-time day at Microsoft was June 27, 2008, he remains at Microsoft as non-executive chairman.

Early life
Gates was born in Seattle, Washington, to William H. Gates, Sr. and Mary Maxwell Gates. His family was upper middle class; his father was a prominent lawyer, his mother served on the board of directors for First Interstate BancSystem and the United Way, and her father, J. W. Maxwell, was a national bank president. Gates has one elder sister, Kristi (Kristianne), and one younger sister, Libby. He was the fourth of his name in his family, but was known as William Gates III or "Trey" because his father had dropped his own "III" suffix.[9] Early on in his life, Gates's parents had a law career in mind for him.
At thirteen he enrolled in the Lakeside School, an exclusive preparatory school.[11] When he was in the eighth grade, the Mothers Club at the school used proceeds from Lakeside School's rummage sale to buy an ASR-33 teletype terminal and a block of computer time on a General Electric (GE) computer for the school's students.[12] Gates took an interest in programming the GE system in BASIC and was excused from math classes to pursue his interest. He wrote his first computer program on this machine: an implementation of tic-tac-toe that allowed users to play games against the computer. Gates was fascinated by the machine and how it would always execute software code perfectly. When he reflected back on that moment, he commented on it and said, "There was just something neat about the machine."[13] After the Mothers Club donation was exhausted, he and other students sought time on systems including DEC PDP minicomputers. One of these systems was a PDP-10 belonging to Computer Center Corporation (CCC), which banned four Lakeside students—Gates, Paul Allen, Ric Weiland, and Kent Evans—for the summer after it caught them exploiting bugs in the operating system to obtain free computer time.[14]
At the end of the ban, the four students offered to find bugs in CCC's software in exchange for computer time. Rather than use the system via teletype, Gates went to CCC's offices and studied source code for various programs that ran on the system, including programs in FORTRAN, LISP, and machine language. The arrangement with CCC continued until 1970, when it went out of business. The following year, Information Sciences Inc. hired the four Lakeside students to write a payroll program in COBOL, providing them computer time and royalties. After his administrators became aware of his programming abilities, Gates wrote the school's computer program to schedule students in classes. He modified the code so that he was placed in classes with mostly female students. He later stated that "it was hard to tear myself away from a machine at which I could so unambiguously demonstrate success."[13] At age 17, Gates formed a venture with Allen, called Traf-O-Data, to make traffic counters based on the Intel 8008 processor.[15]. In early 1973, Bill Gates served as a congressional page in the U.S. House of Representatives.[16]
Gates graduated from Lakeside School in 1973. He scored 1590 out of 1600 on the Scholastic Aptitude Test[17] and subsequently enrolled at Harvard College in the fall of 1973.[18] Prior to the mid 1990s, an SAT score of 1590 was equivalent to an IQ of about 170 (roughly the one in a million level),[19] a figure that would frequently be cited by the press.[20] While at Harvard, he met his future business partner, Steve Ballmer, whom he later appointed as CEO of Microsoft. He also met computer scientist Christos Papadimitriou at Harvard, with whom he collaborated on a paper about pancake sorting.[21] He did not have a definite study plan while a student at Harvard[22] and spent a lot of time using the school's computers. He remained in contact with Paul Allen, joining him at Honeywell during the summer of 1974.[23] The following year saw the release of the MITS Altair 8800 based on the Intel 8080 CPU, and Gates and Allen saw this as the opportunity to start their own computer software company.[24] He had talked this decision over with his parents, who were supportive of him after seeing how much Gates wanted to start a company Microsoft.
IBM partnership
In 1980, IBM approached Microsoft to write the BASIC interpreter for its upcoming personal computer, the IBM PC. When IBM's representatives mentioned that they needed an operating system, Gates referred them to Digital Research (DRI), makers of the widely used CP/M operating system.[29] IBM's discussions with Digital Research went poorly, and they did not reach a licensing agreement. IBM representative Jack Sams mentioned the licensing difficulties during a subsequent meeting with Gates and told him to get an acceptable operating system. A few weeks later Gates proposed using 86-DOS (QDOS), an operating system similar to CP/M that Tim Paterson of Seattle Computer Products (SCP) had made for hardware similar to the PC. Microsoft made a deal with SCP to become the exclusive licensing agent, and later the full owner, of 86-DOS. After adapting the operating system for the PC, Microsoft delivered it to IBM as PC-DOS in exchange for a one-time fee of $50,000. Gates insisted that IBM let Microsoft keep the copyright on the operating system, because he believed that other hardware vendors would clone IBM's system.[30] They did, and the sales of MS-DOS made Microsoft a major player in the industry.

Windows

Gates oversaw Microsoft's company restructuring on June 25, 1981, which re-incorporated the company in Washington and made Gates President of Microsoft and the Chairman of the Board.[25] Microsoft launched its first retail version of Microsoft Windows on November 20, 1985, and in August, the company struck a deal with IBM to develop a separate operating system called OS/2. Although the two companies successfully developed the first version of the new system, mounting creative differences undermined the partnership. Gates distributed an internal memo on May 16, 1991 announcing that the OS/2 partnership was over and Microsoft would shift its efforts to the Windows NT kernel development.

Personal life
Gates married Melinda French from Dallas, Texas on January 1, 1994. They have three children: Jennifer Katharine(1996), Rory John(1999) and Phoebe Adele(2002). The Gates's home is an earth-sheltered house in the side of a hill overlooking Lake Washington in Medina, Washington. According to King County public records, as of 2006 the total assessed value of the property (land and house) is $125 million, and the annual property tax is $991,000. Also among Gates's private acquisitions is the Codex Leicester, a collection of writings by Leonardo da Vinci, which Gates bought for $30.8 million at an auction in 1994.[45] Gates is also known as an avid reader, and the ceiling of his large home library is engraved with a quotation from The Great Gatsby.[46] He also enjoys playing bridge, tennis, and golf.[47][48]
Gates was number one on the "Forbes 400" list from 1993 through to 2007 and number one on Forbes list of "The World's Richest People" from 1995 to 2007. In 1999, Gates's wealth briefly surpassed $101 billion, causing the media to call him a "centibillionaire".[49] Since 2000, the nominal value of his Microsoft holdings has declined due to a fall in Microsoft's stock price after the dot-com bubble burst and the multi-billion dollar donations he has made to his charitable foundations. In a May 2006 interview, Gates commented that he wished that he were not the richest man in the world because he disliked the attention it brought.[50] Gates has several investments outside Microsoft, which in 2006 paid him a salary of $616,667, and $350,000 bonus totalling $966,667.[51] He founded Corbis, a digital imaging company, in 1989. In 2004 he became a director of Berkshire Hathaway, the investment company headed by long-time friend Warren Buffett.

Great Songs

A small song dedicated to Mr. Raju (Satyam)

Sing to the tune of My name is Anthony Gonsalves from Amar Akbar Anthony

My name is Ramalinga Raju
main Satyam ka Lootera (Thief) hoon
Khaate (Accounts) hai khaali, Balance sheets jaali (fake)
satyam employees ki bhi watt laga daali

jisko bhi yaad aaye, mujhe milne chala aaye
jisko bhi yaad aaye, mujhe milne chala aaye

Hyderabad police chowki, jholi(ssorry. ..kholi) number 420

ACCUSE ME PLEASE

abhi abhi jail ke andar ek company kholi hai, aji kholi hai,
haan haan kholi hai
investors ne bhi lagayi bad chad kar boli hai, haan boli hai,
haan haan boli hai
jailor bhi raazi, qaidi bhi raazi
Jab tak chalegi yeh jaalsaazi


jisko bhi yaad aaye, milke marne chala aaye
jisko bhi yaad aaye, milke marne chala aaye

Hyderabad police chowki, jholi (ssorry...kholi) number 420

ACCUSE ME PLEASE

Funny car plates

"One Love"
It's kinda funny how life can change
Can flip 180 in a matter of days
Sometimes love works in mysterious ways
One day you wake up gone without a trace
[bridge]
I refused to give up
I refused to give in
You're my everything
I don't wanna give up
I don't wanna give in, oh no
Everybody sings
[chorus]
One love - for the mother's pride
One love - for the times we cried
One love - gotta stay alive
I will survive
One love - for the city streets
One love - for the hip-hop beats
One love, Oh I do believe
One love is all we need
Late at night I'm still wide awake
Feel this is far more than I can take
I thought my heart could never break
Now I know that's one big mistake
[bridge]
[chorus]
Baby, just love me love me love me
Baby, just hold me hold me hold me
Oh, love me love me love me, Oooh
[chorus]