SMS at 2:27 AM

SmS
· Wo pal bhi kyat ha jab aapko log kiss pe kiss kiya karte the.Magar aapki footi kismet to dekho us waqt aap ‘HUGGIES’ pehna karte the.
· Sapne to sirf sapne hote hai .Apane to phir bhi apane hote hai. Tum chaho to sapno ko apne banao magar apno ko kabhi sapne mat banao.
· I love Mumbai you know why? Mumbai humari maa hai ask why? Maa ko English me –MUM , Gujarati me – BA, aur Marathi me – AAI . kehete hai.
· When it rains birds go into shelter. But Eagle escapes the rain by flaying above the cloud. Problems are common to all but attitude makes the different.
· NO archies card to give, no sweet flowers to send ,no cute graphics to forward, just a lovely heart to say “Happy Birthday”.
· Ye paigam to ek bahana hai, irada to aapko hamari yaad dilana hai, aap yaad kare ya na kare koi baat nahi, par aapki yaad aarahi hai . bas itna hi batana hai.
· Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don’t walk behind me ; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
· Morning time, evening time, night time, good time, sad time, happy time mobile rakhana every time . kyonki mera message kabhi bhi aa sakta hai.
· Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forgot.
· Life is like a piano. White keys are happy moments & black keys are sad moments. But remember both keys are played together to give sweet music in our life.
· Heart is like a crystal preserve it. Love is like a perfume spread it. Feelings are like flood flow it. Friendship is like umbrella let’s share it.

Lyrics "Get Busy" at 3:04 AM

Shake dat ting Miss Kana Kana
Shake dat ting Miss Annabella
Shake dat ting yan Donna Donna
Jodi and Rebecca
Woman Get busy
Jus shake dat booty non-stop
When tha beat drops
Jus keep swingin' itGet jiggy get crunked up
Percolate anyting you want to call it
Oscillate you hip and don't take pity
Me want fi see you get live 'pon tha riddim when me ryde
And me lyrics a provide electricity
Gal nobody can tell you nuttin'
Can you done know your destiny
Yo sexy ladies want par wid us
In a tha car wid us
Them nah war wid us
In a tha club them want flex wid us
To get next to us
Them cah vex wid us
From tha day me born jah ignite me flame
Gal a call me name and tis me fame
It's all good, girl turn me on'
Til a early morn
'Let's get it on
Let's get it on 'til a early morn'
Girl it's all good jus turn me on

Woman don't sweat it, don't get agitate just gwaan rotate
Can anyting you want you
know you must get it
From you name a mentuin
Don't ease tha tension
Jus run tha program gals wan pet it
Jus have a good tyme
Gal free up unu mind caw nobody can dis yo' man won't let it can
You a tha number one gal
Wave yo' hand
Make them see yo' weddin' band
Yo sexy ladies want par wid us
In a tha car wid us
Them nah war wid us
In a tha club them want flex wid us
To get next to us
Them cah vex wid us
From tha day me born jah ignite me flame
Gal a call me name and tis me fame
It's all good girl turn me on'Til a early morn'
Let's get it on
Let's get it on 'til a early morn'
Girl it's all good just turn me on
Woman Get busy
Jus shake dat booty non-stop
When tha beat drops
Jus keep swinging itGet jiggy
get crunked up
Percolate anyting you want to call it
Oscillate you hip and don't take pity
Me want fi see you get live 'pon the riddim when me ride
And me lyrics a provide electricity
Gal nobody can tell you nuttin'
Can you done know your destiny
Yo sexy ladies want par wid us
In a tha car wid us
Them nah war wid us
In a tha club them want flex wid us
To get next to us
Them cah vex wid us
From tha day me born jah ignite me flame
Gal a call me name and tis me fame
It's all good girl turn me on'
Til a early morn'let's get it onlet's get it on 'til a early morn
'girl it's all good just turn me on
Yo, Shake dat tingMiss Kana Kana
shake dat tingYo, Annabella
shake dat tingMiss Donna Donna
Yo Miss Jodi yu'r di one and Rebecca shake dat ting
Yo shake dat ting, yo
Joanna shake dat ting, yo
Annabella shake dat tingMiss Kana Kana
Yo sexy ladies want par wid us
In a tha car wid us
Them nah war wid us
In a tha club them want flex wid us
To get next to us
Them cah vex wid us
From tha day me born jah ignite me flame
Gal a call me name and tis me fame
It's all good girl turn me on'Til a early morn'
Let's get it onLet's get it on 'til a early morn'Girl it's all good just turn me on[x2]
Let's get it on 'til a early morn'Girl it's all good just turn me on.................!

Poem at 12:19 AM

कीतीही सुदर मुलगी दीसली तरी,
तीची स्तुती करुन तीलाहरबरयाच्या झाडावर चढ्वायलाआम्हाला कधी जमलेच नाहीम्हानुन आम्हाला प्रेम करायला अजुन जमलेच नाहीकोणाच्या मागे शीट्ट्यामारत फीरणआमच्या तत्वात कधी बसलेच नाहीम्हणुन आम्हाला प्रेम करायला अजुन जमलेच नाहीकोणी जर आवड्लीच तरस्वतः हुन गप्पांना सुरवात करायलाआम्हाला कधी जमलेच नाहीम्हणुन आम्हाला प्रेम करायला अजुन जमलेच नाहीदुसरयाचे वीचार ऎकत असतांनाआपले वीचार मांडण्याचि संधीआम्हाला कधी साधताच आली नाहीम्हणुन आम्हाला प्रेम करायला अजुन जमलेच नाहीकधी हीमत करुन कोणाला जर वीचारलेचतर मी तुला त्या द्रुषटीनीकधी बघीतलेच नाहीया व्यतीरीक्त दुसरे काही आम्हाला ऎकायलाच मीळाले नाहीम्हणुन आम्हाला प्रेम करायला अजुन जमलेच नाहीप्रेमात नाहीचा अर्थ हो असतोहे गणीत आम्हाल कधी समजलेच नाहीम्हणुन आम्हाला प्रेम करायला अजुन जमलेच नाहीफुलपाखरा प्रमाणे आम्ही हीबरयाच सुदर फुलां मधे वाव्ररत होतोपण जाउन बसन्यासारखे फुलअजुन आम्हाला दीसलेच नाहीम्हणुन आम्हाला प्रेम करायला अजुन जमलेच नाहीप्रेम करणं सोपं नसतंप्रेम करणं सोपं नसतं...सर्व करतात,

S m S at 8:46 AM

· Friendship is like a needle of clock. We are not able to meet even if we meet it’s only for few seconds, but we are always stay connected.

· Small anger , silly fights, simple sms’s, serious jokes, sensitive feelings, senseless speak, million sorry mixture of all the above is nothing but our friendship.

· Friendship has one law “never make your friend feel alone till you are there” so disturb your friends as much as you can….! I am just following the above law.

· “Taj Mahal” har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai . tum kis kis ke liye taj mahal banavaoge …….. tuze to har ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.

· Good friend is one who tells you to study well. But a best friend is the one who is standing outside your exam hall & says “abe kitna likhega? Jaldi kar 3 baje ka show hai.

Poem at 8:19 AM

मी मराठी मी मराठी"म्हटलं तरका पडली इतरांच्याकपाळावर आठी?.....दिसलीच पाहीजे सगळया दुकानांवरमराठी भाषेतली पाटी.....बसायलाच हवी होती अशीया दादा लोकांवर मराठीपणाची काठी...दूर केलीच पाहीजे हीत्या लोकांची दमदाटी....आता फुटली आहे मराठीपणाच्यासहनशीलतेची पाटी...ही राज नीती खरंच नाही बरं कामराठी मतांसाठी ..हा तर खरा आवाज आहेमराठी अस्तित्वासाठी...बोलतंय कुणीतरी आतामराठी माणसासाठी...राज तर पुकारतोय लढामराठीच्या रक्षणासाठी...पाहा सगळ्या क्षेत्रात काय झाली आहेमराठी माणसाची गोची...रोजच्या रोज माणसे येवून येवूनमुंबई भार सहन करेल तरी किती?मुंबईच काय, ते तर शिरलेत आतामुळा मुठा नदीच्याही काठी...द्या सगळे मिळून लढा मराठी मातेच्यागुदमरलेल्या जीवासाठी ...जय महाराष्ट्र!!!!!!!!!!!

The Sperm Sample at 6:17 AM

A 90-year old man went to the doctor's and asked for a sperm count.

"It can't be very high," the doctor said. "There's really no need for it."

But the old man still wanted it all the same.

"All right then," the doctor said. She went to her cabinet, got out a small container, and gave it to the man. "Take this jar home, do a little jobby in the jar, and bring it back here."

A week later, the doctor was coming out of her office when she found the old man and his wife sitting in the waiting room. They handed her the jar.

"But the jar is empty," she said after looking at it.

"I told you that you had to do a little jobby in the jar in order for me to get the sperm count."

"Doc," the man began. "I tried it with my right hand, I tried it with my left hand. My wife tried it with her right hand, and tried it with her left hand. She even tried it with her teeth out. But that damn lid just wouldn't come off!!!"

Real tragedy at 6:09 AM

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"

"My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000."

"Gee, that's tough," he replied.

"Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000."

"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."

"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."

"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."

"Then this month," continued, the friend, "nothing!"

Ping Pong balls at 6:02 AM

There were 3 guys that wanted to marry the same girl so they all had a 24hr contest to see who could bring back the most ping pong balls. the first guy came back in the first hour with 1 truck load. the second came back with 2 truck loads. The 3rd guy did not come back until the 23rd hour, and when he did he was bloody and only had one sac of ping pong balls.
So they asked him why are you all bloody and why did it take you so long to get 1 sac of ping pong balls?
He replied PING PONG BALLS?! But I thought you said KING KONG'S BALLS?!